Use this fucking slut
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Swallow, count and repeat
Don't let it slip out again!
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Only one thing can get done around her
Is this a serious talk, mom?
I'll help you get up, baby
I love your ideas, honey
Solid presentation prep, boss
I've been missing out
Wanna climb my fucklist?