Is this a serious talk, mom?
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Don't let it slip out again!
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Only one thing can get done around her
Swallow, count and repeat
I'll help you get up, baby
I love your ideas, honey
Solid presentation prep, boss
Use this fucking slut
I've been missing out
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Wanna climb my fucklist?